Aristocracy Versus Hash

A stranger met the reporter of The Rolling Stone and asked about a family of scrubs. He explained that he was a representative from Soapstone County and that he and his family were homeless and had not eaten for over a week. He was actually looking for an affordable boarding house, but every place he visited was run by a woman who valued her aristocratic family connections more than good food. How many boarding houses did he visit, and what happened each time? Did he finally find a place to stay? Did the reporter help him? Read this humorous story to find the surprising ending!